Monday, February 06, 2006
harry potter and the goblet of fucking shit;
i know. imma SUPER slow. this movie was out like since on jo's birthdae last year, but i'd only managed to watch it today cause bittorrent finallie had the dvd version up for download. conclusion after anticipatin it since 2003 june 11th? [i remembered it freakin cleary cause we watched harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban on rence's birthday HAHAS]
IT S.U.C.K.S.
with the capital S.
if eu are a real harry potter, who read tha book for like 3847289 times, eu WOULD NOT like the movie. i repeat again, IF eu are a REAL harry potter fan. charles should get what i mean seriouslie.
first thing first, WHERE THE FUCK IS DOBBY AND WINKY?
i was SO fuckin pissed when i saw that it was neville who taught harry the method to breath underwater for 1 hour. HELLO? and then the worldcup. yeahs, for 20 seconds. and the darkmark was out IN THE FOREST, when harry was with DOBBY, where the fuck did that went?
and then, hermonie's damn tidy hair and tha freakin gigglin-mindless-chick-next-door character. she was supposed to be the sole different - tha one who could care less about victor krum while tha rest of tha gurls flock to him. she was supposed to has super messy hair and ONLY beautiful durin the ball. but no, tha director just hafta make her into this super paris-hilton-wannabe. and the DRESS for tha ball. the FUCKING DRESS. it is in BLUE in tha book, yet PINK in tha movie. for godsake, just make some blue costumes! is that that difficult?
i forgot whether it's in GOF or OOP that rita seeker's secret was found out by hermonie, but this movie clearie lacks rita seeker's snobby actions. it should be 10 times worse from tha book. tha journey to tha worldcup pissed me off MAJORlie too. there's so much things happened on tha way, but no, they just hafta skipped to whatever else.
lastlie, DAMN IT. WHERE ARE THE TASKS THAT WERE SUPPOSED TO HOLD IN THE MAZE?
remember, there's tasks for them to complete? like harry to say some curses, and solvin a riddle? GOD, WHERE THA FUCK IS THAT? tha maze is one of tha most highlighted part, and yet they focused on what, tha damn flirtin between moarnin myrtle and harry, or hermonie and victor, or cho and harry.
of course, who can forget. DUMBLEDORE. hello, dumbledore NEVER shouts, or strangles his students, or even doubt them. this dumbledore that i saw in tha movie is clearie snape no2. and speakin of snape, he had less than 10 sentences throughout the movie. isn't it sad or WHAT? and the combination of 2 memories into 1 in tha pensive.
oh my god.
tha more i type, tha angrier i got.
mike newell, this should be euur last time directin harry potter seriously.
and emma watson, for godsake, don't TRY to look pretty for hermonie.
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-grumbles
and oh, i think rober pattinson is cute. eu know, cedric, who died =~
ON RANDOM NOTE, IT IS SNOWIN AGAIN NOW ;D
means i can play with tha snow tomorrow wahahas. -dance like crazie
*mwahs @ 4:55 PM
