WHIEEEEEESX. SORRIE. FER THA VERRRRRRRRRI LONG MIA.

blame it on tha adwares. it stopped me from typin in blog and replyin thru hotmail, and now after michelle recommend me a veri good spyware remover, i had managed to make my computer CLEANNIEEEEE. whiiiieeeeeesx x)))

THIS POST IS TO THE FEW CHICKS WHO HAD BEEN SCREAMIN LIKE RUSSIAN WHORES ON CRACK IN MY TAGBOARD FEW WEEKS BACK.

lady lady lady. wait, i can't call eu that. eu dun fit to be one. so ANYWAE, first thing first, i am NOT passerby. -groans. which IDIOT will pose as some one else and post somethin as retarded as can be? passerby, i dunch mean that euur post was retarded because i was shocked and surprised that someone post this up. but the post came off "retarded" if i was the one who typed it. i hope eu get it yeahs? come on, i will just put my name there if i was the one. dunch always assume things when eu know nothin about it yeahs? loser. -.-

imma not lyke some unknown-wannabes who post messages as uNkNoWn, ell, Arthur, vincent blahs and sent me message from friendster usin some japanese artiste dudes' account, or asked euur cousin, or euur friends, or euur whoever to call mie when eu dunch even leave down euur contact number! oh muh gawd. i could see tha word 'retarted' screamin everywhere. eu know, if euur cousins and friends were used up, eu can always call euur nanny. that would be ultra cool. is it so hard to leave down euur name damn it? it's not lyke euu'll forever be condemned and cursed to have babies with no gentials if eu did. [figure of speech x)]

passerby and kpo, can i know who eu are? i mean, seriouslie. i appreaciate eu guys fer standin up fer me and everythin, but i hope to know who are eu guys. just drop me a message at msn or wherever. thanks man, eu rawk x)

back to the piece of nigga shiet, second thing, are eu sure eu wanna call MALAYSIA as KAMPONG CHICKEN? -laughs. check euur history facts right girl. MALAYSIA SAVED SINGAPORE'S ASS BACK IN WW2 AND IF IT WASN'T FER THE KAMPONG CHICKENS, WILL EUUR SORRIE ASS STILL BE HERE? and then again, eu must had not visited malaysia. to have someone callin malaysia kampong chicken is like callin america a third world country. have eu seen our twin towers? have eu seen our penang bridge? have eu seen our kl tower? oh CRAP, i forgot there's onlie merlion and esplanade in euur country. eu must had not visited malaysia huhs? oh gosh, there's still singaporean who never come to malaysia. country pumpkin. man i feel fer eu!

and WHO'S the kampong chicken who go crampin and jammin esplanade and stadium when it's new year or national dae cause it's the onlie pathetic daes where eu guys can watch fireworks? and then there's squeaks like "OH MY GOD, THAT'S SO NICE! THAT'S SO PRETTIE!!!" girl, we get this in malaysia ALL THE TIME. -shake head. and who's the pathetic ones who went screamin "OH MY GOD, LOOK THERE'S A COWWW! AND A PIG!!!" i mean, seriouslie, eu guys just hafta scream at those small lil things duncha? oh sorrie, i forgot, eu dunch see that in singapore except in that pathetic zoo.

oh and PLEASE, next time, USE PROPER ENGLISH because i can't fer hell dig what eu said in the tagboard!!! is this what singapore education gives eu? man, my english, even as a kampong chicken , is wayyy better than eu. eu poor thang. havin difficulties writin compos? take it easy honey, it's easy. seriouslie eu dunch hafta promote euur singlish because fer hell i know eu are a singaporean. dang, eu guys are so easy to spot out. and how tha hell euur message could be converted by words like WAH LAO EH and stuffs? used some higer-standard words like fcuk or whatsoever can eu? lay off tha singaporean conservatism that society has drilled into eu. CHECK EUUR DICTIONARIE BEFORE EU TYPE. aiyees, i think eu need to check tha dictionarie upteen times while readin this post ehs? alrite i shall make things easier fer eu. i will TRY to type simple english. TRY.
did i see about eu claimin that eu wanna go to muh school and report to muh principal about what happened? OH MY GOD GO AHEAD!!! even better, held up this reallie huge banner and let all tha dawgs know mie! i'm honoured man! let's see if eu can even get pass the security guards! HAHA. oh, maybe you can climb in. yeahs totallie, how can i forget that? just go! imma no longer a student there anyway. go all euu want. my ex school will lurfe to have visitors x) and i would definitelie lurfe to see tha new principal's amused face after eu have a lil chat with him.

oh, eu need the principle and vice principle's name? sorrie, my ex principal had been transfered to st. gabriels. eu wanna check there as well? if eu must know, his name is marcel lee. eu need his chinese name? ahh forget that, i forgot myself. and he's around 40, had this typical hairdo. and he has a reallie cutee daughter name michelle. need more information? oh yes, the new principal. benedict keh or somethin. i didn't even see him before, so heys maybe eu can tell him happie chinese new year fer mie when eu are there yeahs? x) viceprincipal's name is mrs ooi somethin, didn't reallie talked to her but yeahs, she'd got specs and baby fat. i dunno her statics and waistline though, sorrie!

and PLEASE, just get my address if eu want. i need more people to come muh house!!! though it's after chinese new year, bring some tangerines along anyway yeahs? xD if they give eu muh address, i will give eu donald trump's account number. how shallow can eu be? do eu reallie think muh principal would give eu a flyin fcuk by cryin and wailin patheticlie to the school? awww man, save it fer euur next drama. seriouslie, grow up gurl. they'll just treat this like a 9pm show. nice to watch, just fer laugh.

another thing, eu are not THAT bigshot enuff fer mie to switch off muh handphone just to 'avoid' eu. PLEASE. -roll eyes. i dun hafta sacrifice muh handphone fer some holla chicks. eu are not THAT important. in fact, eu are not important to mie in tha first place. -laughs. what tha hell am i drawin. alrite i shall nort be mean. ANYWAE, call mie whatever eu want. HAHAHAHAHA. ohwells, i dunch need euur opinions to carrie on with MY lyfe dun i? or eu are interested to be part of muh lyfe? sorrie, i dunch think i lyke eu. go find someone else to play with ehs? be good. here's a mint fer eu.

don't even cracked me up by callin me a bitch, bitch. it takes a bitch to know what's a bitch, bitch. eu are not FIT enuff to be a bitch anywae. but dun worrie, i would lurfeee to be a bitch. it'z nort easy as euur average-gurl-nex-door who shakes her ass secretly in her room with blinded curtains. dang, imma honoured.
and did eu just said "so eu think eu can delete our post?" HAHA, for once, stop bein a drumb, which blew royal cock can eu? this is MY BLOG. this is MY TAGBOARD ACOUNT. oh my gawd, eu reallie sent mie muffed out and everythin. do NOT tell me what to do or not to do on MY blog, where i can write ANYTHING i want. if you want your opinion heard, take it to www.igiveafuck.com.

dunch be a hater dude. nobodie tells mie what to do, not ever eu.

ahh i dun wanna go receivin` complain fer being too vulgar for innocent and poor little minded girls and boys, i've decided to drastically reduce the number of vulgar or swear words that are posted on this post.

by about 2%.

i don't need your approval of me, i don't need anyone's approval of me. i'm me and euu like me just for that, if not, fcuk eu! x) imma an evil gurl, mean, offensive and sometimes hurtful. i can also cause euu great pain. i can cause euu to cry just by looking at euu. so beware. imma BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.

as i'd said, eu scratch, i'll bite bad. real badlie. -smirks.

but please, dun stop visitin muh blog! it's fun to have some stalkers definitelie =D

*above all are onlie pointed to some irritatin piece of shiet cunts. chill yeahs, singaporeans.

*mwahs @ 6:47 AM