oh moi fcukin gawd.

first, i spent 2 hourx typin an entrie and suddenlie moi xplorer hang and everythin is gone. now i hafta retype every single thing. damn. second, what da hell is wrong with euro 2004? let'x ignore da part where portgual lost to greece. moi england lost to france in da lax 2 minutex. DAMN.

portugal vs greece [1-2]
can ya believe it? da first match of da season, and portugal, as da hostin coutrie, lost to greece by 1-2. thix time, i'm gonna admit that it'x moi dearie xtiano ronaldo's fault. even though he make up to da team by sendin in a consolation goal in da 90'+3', it'x too late. georgios karagounis scored in da first goal in da 7', followed by a penalty kick from angelos basinas in da 51', which was contributed by xtiano ronaldo. he changed his hairdo and pasted 2 biggo white salonpas. but he'x still damn kewwllll. boi boi, so much fer hostin countrie'x trumph.

espanol vs russia [1-0]
disappointed. despite rankin 4th in da world fer football, spain onlie won russia by 1 goal. and da ironic thing ix, it'z not raul or morientex who had scored in da winnin goal. it was an inspired substitution from coach inaki saez that helped spain get their uefa euro 2004 campaign off to a perfect start. juan carlos valeron was sub in and scored in da 60' and sealed 3 precioux pointx fer spain in group a. and man, raul looked reallie sexie in his new hairdo. =]

switzerland vs croatia [0-0]
i totallie have no comment about thix match.

france vs england [2-1]
FCUK FCUK FCUK FCUK FCUK. what had hell had gone wrong? ni mama de. i have alot to sae about thix match. everyone thought england is gonna win after david beckham produced a trademark freekick and frank lampard [omigosh, i totallie adoreeeeee him. he'x sizzlin HOT!] headed in da first-half lead goal in da 38'. england then forcused on defence and had done a prettie well job. david beckham was given a penalty kick and barthez caught it all rite. stop blamin beck fer gawdnesx sake. they were team matex back in manchester united so barthez should know how beck kickx his penalty rite? shoo all da blame alreadie, all of ya moronx! leave da poor boi alone!!! while everyone was walkin towardx da buz that bringx them back to da hotel, beckham stayed in da changin room, alone, and totallie in dismay and regretted of that shot. i mean, come on, who would thought that france would score in 2 goalx in da last 2 minutex? barthez caught another crucial goal with hix nose after he misjudge darius vassell'x shot. we hafta admit, barthez is good. zinedine zidane scored an equalisin goal in da 90'+1'. and da miracle of france doesn't stop here. emile heskey and steven gerrad make a terrible mistake and gave france a penalty kick. again zidane was in charge of it and da penalty goal in 90'+3' had stun every single england fanx. france had overturned da situation and won england and be da 3 pointerx in group b. DAMN.

denmark vs italie [0-0]
everyone thought italy would at least scored in 2 goalx. but it turned out that we were totallie wrong. denmark proved that they were no push-over in da match with strong defence and countlesx attemptx. tomasson is good i hafta admit, and i totallie changed moi pointx of viewz fer denmark after thix match. and did i mentioned how handsome francesco totti lookx with hix new hairdo? he tied da upper part of hix hair in a ponie while da bottom part in plaidx. DARN. and did ya see how xtian vieri maintain hix charisma? boi, he'x old but he'x still have da dang-dang goin on.

sweden vs bulgaria [5-0]
sweden is strong. we knew that. but winnin 5 goalx from bulgaria is totallie whoa-ing. a total surprise. at least, to me it is. fredrik ljungberg scored da first one in da 32', followed by henrik larsson'x stunnin 2 goalx consecutivelie in 1 minute in da 57' and 58'. zlatan ibrahimovic and marcus allback added salt to bulgaria'x wound after scorin a penalty kick in da 78' and a xtra goal in da 90'+1' respectivelie. evillllll =\

germanie vs netherland [1-1]
omigosh. i am so in lurveeee with netherland after thix match. cause i fcukinlie HATE germany. DOWN GERMANY YA SUCKX. and that michael ballack, oh damn, i punchex da tv screen everytime da tv zoomed into hix ugly horrible disguxtin horrid bladdie lookin face. so what if torsten frings scored a goal in 30'? moi rvn scored an equalisin goal in da 81'!!! ruud van nistelrooy!!! ya raaaaawwwwkx!!! a scissorx kick that cut thru bulldog oliver kahn and sent da crowd wild. that wae, germany won't be on da top of group d. whieeeesx! da stadium was totallie like a sea of orangex. wahahaha. I HATE YOU GERMANY, FCUK EUUUUUUU!!!

czech republic vs latvia [2-1]
czechx celebrate their late victorie after scorin crucial goalx in da 73' and 85', contributed by milan baros and marek heinz respectivelie. latvia's maris verpakovskis gave latvia da first-half lead in 45'+1'. too bad, ya still lost. nenenipupu =pPPp

greece vs espanol [1-1]
=\\\\\\\\\\\ gosh. what has da world turn into? first, they beat portugal. and now, they are tied with spain. xactlie what spell greece had casted? spain secured da first goal in da 7' by da handsome and cuteeee morientex!!! whieeesx! budden ni mama de in da second half time, angelos charisteas scored an equalisin goal in da 66'. DAMN. ni mama de. now they were both 4 pointx in group a. moi gawd. thix match hax plentie of yellow-carderx. chill it guyx. raul and morientex got sub out lata and haix, thatx da end of moi cute guyx viewin session. damn. lolx. mannnn did i mentioned how sexie raul lookx with his long hair? whieeeeeesx! =D

russia vs portugal [0-2]
okae. everyone knowx that if portugal didn't win thix match, they have totallie no chance to get into da quater finalx, and that will make them da second countrie ever not to make it in da qualifyin round as a host coutrie. so by hook or by crook, portugal had to win thix match. up against russia, they are definitelie stronger. but lookin back at da match with greece, portugal had to be careful thix time. thankfullie they didn't disappointx all da portugal fanx as maniche scored a spirit boastin goal in da 7', after gettin da ball from deco. rui coasta sent an assurin goal in da 89', with da aid of xtiano ronaldo, who replaced luis figo after he had been sub out. russia'x goalkeeper sergei ovchinnikov had been red-carded as da referee claimed that he had handled area outside hix within, but it was a totallie wrong judgement!!! everyone could see that he'x been tryin to get his hand out of da wae!!! boohoohoo!!! it'x okaeee, since russia wun be gettin into da nex round and they probablie dropped by portugal to sae hi onlie. =\ aniwaeeee, i'm so glad portugal stayx! =]

okaeeeeee. finallie finished all da reviewx of da matchex. lolx. i sounded like those sportx reviewerz. -.- portugal will be up against spain next and it will be a tuff match. greece should win russia, judgin at da wae they had played and beatin strong countriex like portugal, thux group a onlie left one spot fer either spain or portugal to get into da quater final. i support spain though. whahaahha.

todae is ENGLAND VS SWITZERLAND. omgomgomgomg. if england dun win todae, i will jump from da plane when i fliex to london. seriouslie. even though england had been well known fer performin up-to-standard durin crucial matchex, they still mux be careful. cause i never want da france vs england stuffx to happen, ever again. god pleaseeeeeeee blesx england, david jamex, gary neville, ashley cole, steven gerrard, john terry, sol campbell, david beckham, paul scholes, wayne rooney, michael owen, frank lampard, nicky butt, kieron dyer, emile heskey and darius vassell... gosh did i jux named out almost all da squad memberx? wahhaha. pleaseeeee guyx dun disappoint da england fanx animoreee. and frank lampard!!! do score in more cause ya are simplie irresistible!!! how cuteeeeee and handsome ya areeee! *squeeze ya cheekx* mwahx mwahx! tek care okaeeee? ^^

okae i am mad. =D







*mwahs @ 10:11 AM